Tabloid Hack

I did Adelman a favor and knocked out a final “Rag” article.

I did Adelman a favor and knocked out a final “Rag” article.

Off to Mexico

Adelman wants me back, but I told her to take a powder. Tijuana Muck offered me a job and it pays better than the Rag ever did, so I’ll be moving south of the border, down Mexico way.

If you’re worried about Sammy, you can save your concern for someone else. He’ll be fine. I’ll be going back and forth between Mexico and New York, and Munoz and Lynch promise they’ll keep an eye on things. Besides, his BZRK pals are coming out of the woodwork now that the brainwave interceptor gadget is safe.

I feel bad the sisters aren’t around to see that their brother is a hero. Davis got the gadget stashed safe and sound before he went off his nut, and the world owes him its thanks. What became of Sophie and Sylvie? I don’t know. I hope the ending turns out to be happy, but I wouldn’t count on it.

The story of Lear, Sam, BZRK, Nexus, the Morgensteins, and the rest has been quite a journey. After all that, I’m looking forward to reporting on your average, run-of-the-mill drug violence.

I’m not getting any younger. I could use the rest.

Your old pal,
Sullivan O’Herlihy

Big Doings Tonight

Sam still isn’t saying much. He’s pretty shook up and trying to finish that comic book he started about yours truly. He says he’s waiting on the ending. Something about a big event at a bus terminal taking place tonight.

My old boss over at the Rag has been making overtures. Someone sent her the login for the AmericaStrong site and she understands that I didn’t hack anyone’s phone. It’s against my ethics. Yes, I do have ethics, believe it or not.

“Tijuana Muck” didn’t want an item that came my way, and I’m not ready to hit the “Rag” again, but here it is: a woman named Patricia Lynson shot herself in the head near the Esalen Institute in Big Sur. What makes this unusual for a suicide case? Well for starters, hippies don’t tend to off themselves. For seconds, she was a former Nexus Humanus member who started an anti- Nexus Humanus campaign. Last, she was shot in the back of the head.

How many suicide cases do you see happen that way?

Sloppy work, Nexus. I have a feeling your days are numbered.


I got Sam. Thanks for your help. Sam isn’t saying much. He must have had a rough time of it. He’s worried about finding the interceptor. He thinks AFGC might get to it first if BZRK doesn’t act now.

On the lighter side, one of Sam’s new friends at the joint snatched the answering machine tape. Yeah, Woodlawn still uses an answering machine. I’m posting some of the calls that came in.

Woodlawn

I found where they stashed Sam. He’s at the Woodlawn Psychiatric Institute. We can’t leave him hanging there. Someone needs to pretend to be his doctor and call the joint and convince them that I’m some kind of official guardian. I’d do it myself, but they know my voice. Don’t ask.

(347) 450-9613

Yeah yeah yeah. So I’m working for the Muck now. I’ve been implicated in a phone-hacking scandal. What did you expect…. for the New York Times to call me up and put me on the city desk? Fat chance of that.
Stand by regarding Sam. I’m figuring out what to do.

Yeah yeah yeah. So I’m working for the Muck now. I’ve been implicated in a phone-hacking scandal. What did you expect…. for the New York Times to call me up and put me on the city desk? Fat chance of that.

Stand by regarding Sam. I’m figuring out what to do.

King George III is one of Lear’s men. Why is he protecting the twins?

King George III is one of Lear’s men. Why is he protecting the twins?

The Morgenstein sisters are guilty of murder!

The Morgenstein sisters are guilty of murder!

I’m telling you, they are not to be trusted and need to be exposed. They’re the ones plotting against Nexus Humanus.


The Morgenstein siblings have been out to get Nexus for months.